Do you have a friend who is an avid golfer? Most of us can’t understand
what the big deal is about smacking a white ball around a field for
hours and hours, let alone spending hundreds of dollars each year on
golf equipment. So how do you cure this addiction? Here are seven easy
to follow steps for someone troubled by this horrible addiction.
Step
One: The only known cure for the avid golfer is found in a single place,
the golf course. Firstly, it’s the most likely place you’ll find your
golfing friend and therefore the best place to start. So, grab a set of
clubs and hit the links.
Step Two: Once you’re on the course, the best thing to do is relax
and try to enter the mind of your addict. Don’t worry about the world
outside, your problems at home, or anything other that enjoying the
beautiful outdoors and your golf game. Soon, you will start to
understand why your friend is drawn to the course, day after day, week
after week.
Step Three: Be sure to take advantage of the refreshment cart, also
know as the beer cart. The beer cart is usually staffed by young,
attractive females who are noted for serving you with a smile. Most of
them sell cigars which help you celebrate your successful intervention
with your golf addict.
Step Four: As your finish your round, you will most likely be
surprised by how quickly 4 or 5 hours has passed. You will notice that
your partner’s clubs were nicer than yours and if you were lucky, you
may have even had the chance to try their driver while you played. This
step involves a visit to the Pro Shop to get a decent driver for
yourself.
Step Five: A visit to the 19th Hole. No golf outing is complete until
you’ve socialized for at least one drink at the 19th Hole.
Step Six: You now have a good idea of what is fueling this addiction.
You vow to no longer let your friend suffer through their disease on
their own. You make plans to tee off tomorrow, same time, same place.
Step Seven: Admit you now are hooked and it’s not so much a disease
as it is a passion you share with your friends. This is the easiest step
of all but of course requires the first 6 steps to get here. Welcome to
the club!
Mike Wyman is co-owner of
http://www.DateAGolfer.com and
http://www.PuttingForPar.com
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